Brewery: Oskar Blues
Style: Pale Ale
BeerAdvocate.com Rating: B+ (Community), D+ (The Brothers)
RateBeer.com Rating: 3.75 (95th percentile)
Serving: 12oz aluminum can
Note: What you’re about to read may lead you to disregard all credibility you may have given me in the past. I promise I’ll try my best with the next few reviews to aid in recovering my credibility as a respected beer reviewer. Enjoy!
I’m breaking from my regular review format because, well, this isn’t about a regular beer. Recently I noticed that my local beer store started carrying Dale’s Pale Ale. What’s the big deal about Dale’s? It’s in a can!
So why am I breaking from my standard review process? I believe it has something to do with the can. In short, Dale’s itself is a very delicious, slightly hoppy pale ale that any brewer would be proud to brew. By no means is it very unique in taste, but it hits the genre spot on. However, through my journey of drinking beer I have associated cans with session drinking. Well, to cut the crap, cans mean I’m doing to get drunk. I’m not going to pour this stuff into a glass, I’m not going to tell you how it smells, and I really don’t care if the hues change as it warms. I probably should, but I don’t. Brew this stuff in a bottle next time and I’m all over it, but that’s not the case. So, for the first time on BobWoodshed.org I’m going to share with you my journey through a case of Dale’s.
It was Friday night and my two friends and I had a fridge full of delicious beer. To entertain us through our journey we had the opportunity to borrow the video game Rock Band for the first time. For those of you not familiar with Rock Band, it’s a video game where you have two fake guitar controllers, one fake drum set controller, and a very real microphone. The idea is that up to four people can play together as a band; three playing fake instruments and one actually singing into the microphone. Here’s kind of how the night went:
8:00 - Guitar, bass, and drums are called for. Microphone isn’t even plugged in.
9:00 - Plugged in microphone just for fun to see how it works. No actual singing.
10:00 - Still no singing
11:00 - Friend 1 picks up the microphone and sings the first song. Man this guy sucks!
11:30 - Other friend begins to sing and damn, he sucks too.
12:00 - Wow, my friends can’t sing worth shit. Looks like I better save the day and play the vocal assassin on the mic. I’ll have a lot more time to sing now that I’m out of beer.
1:00 - I’m the greatest lead singer of all time.
1:15 - Pass out.
You see folks, without Dale’s Pale Ale I would have never found out that in my opinion I am an amazing singer. Sure I could have gotten drunk enough to think I’m awesome with any beer in the world, but it’s Dale’s that gave me the confidence to loudly slur “Creep” by Radiohead and I owe it all to the fact that they brew craft beer in cans. Oskar Blues really has something unique going on with their idea to exclusively bottle in cans. Pick some up if you get the chance, but please, friends don’t let friends sing drunk.
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